My friend Ed is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 Seconds AND

IT BETTER BE THERE!!’

he next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and

found a brand new Bathroom Scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Sorry for the corny joke but there is a point to posting it. Now that we have done all in this election, let us stand, not in defeat but in total victory. Remember, WE WIN!! Let’s keep our sense of humor and our Joy remembering that Jesus Himself is our Joy. Even if we do lose our joy through a time like this we can rejoice realizing that something other than Jesus had become our joy or at least partially our joy and it now has been stripped away! Hallelujah!! Now, let’s all go out and have a blessed day and be sure to pass this joke around (or one of your choosing) and help someone else LOL, Love and Retain their JOY today. God Bless You!

Larry Grizzle

“CHANGE…In the late 1950′s most Cubans thought Cuba needed “a change”
and they were right. So when a young, dynamic leader came along, every
Cuban was at least receptive. When the young leader spoke eloquently and
passionately and denounced the old system, the press fell in love with him.
They never questioned who his friends were or what he really believed in.
He said he would help the farmers and the poor and bring free medical care
and education to all, and everyone followed. He said he would bring justice
and equality to all, and everyone said “Praise the Lord!” The young leader
said, “I will be for change and I’ll bring you change,” and everyone yelled,
“Viva Fidel!” But by the time the executioner’s guns went silent, the people’s
guns had been taken away. By the time everyone was equal, they were
equally poor, hungry, and oppressed. By the time everyone received their
free education it was worth nothing. By the time the press noticed, it was
too late, because they were now working for him. By the time “the change”
was finally implemented Cuba had been knocked down a couple of notches
to Third-World status. By the time the change was over more than a million
people had taken to boats, rafts, and inner tubes. Luckily, we in America
would never fall for a young leader who promised change without asking,
“what change?” Would we?”

In Obama’s infomercial the other night he promised (or threatened, whichever way you want to look at it) to form a national police force. Does this ring a bell? Can you say “Gestapo” or “Storm Troopers”?
These groups are formed for a reason. I can think of three right off the bat… To “motivate” towards “good” behavior, punish “bad” behavior and apprehension for re-education of the “Mal-informed”. This means that this internal force will be controlled by the administrative branch of our government (the presidency) to intimidate anyone who disagrees with Obama, seek out and punish those who will not be intimidated and incarcerate those who are still in disagreement after punishment. To the extreme this could include torture and/or death to those that will not acquiesce! Can you say totalitarianism?! Think about it people! Listen to what this man says and know that the mouth speaks what the heart believes
! In Obama’s case, with an audacity that will stymie any and all hope, he plans to carry out his visions. With a Democrat legislative branch, nothing will stop him. God, help our nation in the time of our great need!! Amen

Q: If a tree falls in the forest and there was no environmentalist around to see it,
will New York City still be underwater in 40 years?

A: No, but probably under a foot of ice. Global icing will be in vogue at that time.

I’m just saying…

Use your brain and vote for McCain!

Country FIRST!

Character Matters!

I still believe that McCain has a chance. With the media and all the polls in the tank for Obama, too, trying to sway the election his way, it’s hard to see why McCain still does have a chance. But, since the polls are “soft” and liberals tend to discount the energized right, that bodes well for McCain. Many of us who cannot add to the political dialog in any significant way are behind the scenes seething and waiting to vote, hopefully in huge numbers!! I know quite a few people that have voted Democrat in the past because of union affiliation, etc., who are voting McCain this time.

All we can do is try to get the word out the best way we can and pray, then believe that if Obama wins we are in the last of the last days. Bottom line… We can rejoice in the Lord either way, love our family and friends and proclaim the good news that Jesus is coming. We are not afraid because… He who is our life shall appear and we shall also appear with Him in the heavenlies. Hard to comprehend but seeing His prophesies come to life all around us, even though most of the activity is negative, just reinforces our faith, our anticipation and our Joy!!

God Bless, Stephen.
I love you brother and I pray for your work often.

There does seem to be almost like a worship of him by this younger generation. The generation that of 16-25 year olds where 80% believe sex with anyone and any where they want as long as it is consenting is not immoral. No wonder his polls are showing Obama in the lead, his followers are deceived.

OH PEOPLE… Use your brain and vote for McCain!

genuflect \JEN-yuh-flekt\, intransitive verb:

1. To bend the knee or touch one knee to the ground, as in worship.
2. To be servilely respectful or obedient; to grovel.

This is really how this WordWerks®

Genuflect\jEN-yuh-flekt\, unthinkable verb:

1.What I WILL NEVER DO regarding Barack Obama!!
2.What any self respecting U.S. VOTER WILL NEVER DO AT THE POLLS regarding Barack Obama!!
3.A word reserved for the Creator of the Universe only & May Never Be WASTED On The Likes of Barack Obama!!

USAGE: No thinking human being could ever give credence to the destructive Marxist politics of the Angry Left much less genuflect before the likes of Marx, Stalin and Barack Obama!!

God Bless You As You Vote McCain/Palin!!
Larry Grizzle

Keep up the good work!

DS